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demeter918My friend pointed me to this and it's the sheer craziness that makes it so wonderful. Twilight Puppets for the win!
demeter918My friend pointed me to this and it's the sheer craziness that makes it so wonderful. Twilight Puppets for the win!
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Date: 2008-12-17 08:20 am (UTC)Now I don't have to see the movie or read the book, right?
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Date: 2008-12-17 08:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-17 03:54 pm (UTC)PETER FACINELLI
Kristen's been bitten! She'll be turned into a vampire within minutes unless you suck the venom out! I can't do it for some reason or another.
ROBERT PATTINSON
Since the whole novel this is based on is just Mormon propaganda for abstinence and bloodsucking is a metaphor for sex, what exactly is this advocating?
PETER FACINELLI
Look, all I know is that even though it's going to be REALLY HARD, you're just going to have to PULL OUT of her before CLIMAX. The climax of the movie, I mean.
He DOES. It's very DISSATISFYING.
Also, I must confess that I will be writing some Twilight fanfiction. Well, don't look at me like that! All I wanted was some Fleur/Rosalie bikini mud-wrestling in a decent HP crossover! And so far, Charley Weasley has misplaced a dragon that Carlisle decides to adopt
because it's bound to survive Emmett's playfulness, Edward resents being reminded of his failed exchange student experience, and Esme has named the dragon Marmaduke. :)For my next project, I want to do a Twilight/Harry Dresden crossover BECAUSE I CAN. And, admittedly, I want Thomas/Emmett speedo mud wrestling.
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Date: 2008-12-17 08:05 pm (UTC)OMG, that what I was thinking at the end of the movie. The ending of the movie was so bad it was funny, but duuuuuuude. Hardwicke directed "Thirteen", which I LOVE. What happened to her anyhow??
Since the whole novel this is based on is just Mormon propaganda for abstinence and bloodsucking is a metaphor for sex, what exactly is this advocating?
Sex is only for emergencies.
I've got to pass this on to my friends. They're going to love it!